Sry I called you an 8
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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