I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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