Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My vagina is officially offended.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
