So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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