if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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