wakey wakey hands off snakey
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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