Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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