windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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