i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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