So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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