You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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