Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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