Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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