your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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