I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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