they need to just BURY HIM!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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