White coat. Heels.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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