so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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