We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
