I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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