can u get pink eye on your cock?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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