His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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