there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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