They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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