That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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