im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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