i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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