I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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