dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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