Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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