What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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