His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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