Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
