She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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