you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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