I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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