Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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