i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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