I'm really into asian looking animals
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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