windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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