I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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