what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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