i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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