You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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