Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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