didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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