Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Its about making memories worth repressing
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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