the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
