I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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