what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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