Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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