Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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