Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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