I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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