summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
These tits shall not be calmed
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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