It's Friday. Sex?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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