We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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