Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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