fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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