how can u be prego again
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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