he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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